The Top 211 Star Wars Lines Improved

The Top 211 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with "pants"


These are the top 25, but if you are itching to laugh your "pants" off, click HERE for the entire list.

1 - I find your lack of pants disturbing. 
2 - You are unwise to lower your pants. 
3 - The Force is strong in my pants. 
4 - Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. 
5 - I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 
6 - Your pants, you will not need them. 
7 - You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought. 
8 - Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. 
9 - In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering 
10 - I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants! 
11 - I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. 
12 - Pull up! All pants pull up! 
13 - I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever 
14 - Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants! 
15 - These aren't the pants you're looking for. 
16 - A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master... 
17 - Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants. 
18 - The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing 
19 - He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials 
20 - Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them 
21 - Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. 
22 - That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational! 
23 - Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. 
24 - Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 
25 - Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!